Put this little trinket in your pocket and glide through life with all the doors flying open to receive your holy ass. Unnamed saint with baby saviour, father with child archetype, proto-promisekeepers sacred talisman of good papa energy. We are idolaters and we are proud. The statuettes are hanging, like golden testicles, from our necks, close to our hearts and we with our painted deities, unlike the abstract godsters, will be saved!