"Dogma? Stamped in bubble gum? What kind of sick twisted mind could conceive of such an abomination? We chew gum without thinking, as if it were a natural thing to do!" Says Donovan T. Mire professor of Cultural Studies at Miskatonic University Arkham Mass. Not only is the practice barbaric but it calls to mind all mans darker tendencies. Along with motor cars and contemporary art chewing gum something I would love see stricken from record.