Goddamn little plastic hot dogs filling the landfills clear to overloading! This is the stuff of nightmares! This is the marvel of the north, the jewel of the west, the prize of kings and the sport of madmen! Off with the plastic! Down with the trinkets and the hellfire! Seize the sweatshops and liberate the ten year olds that pound these fuckers out for the tiny thrill of chubby North American fingers!